Now, I would LOVE to get one, won’t you?

Here are the specs:

VAIO(R) C291NWG takes access farther than ever with integrated wireless Wide Area Network (WAN) technology and optional subscription to use Sprint Mobile Broadband service.
Go beyond LAN access networks and hotspots.
An Intel Core 2 Duo processor, DVD Write and Energy-saving
13.3-inch Widescreen LCD with XBrite-ECO technology makes this powerful notebook ready with the latest technology to get you through the day.
2GB (1GBx2) DDR2 PC2-4200 533MHz Max Memory
160GB Serial ATA(TM) 5400rpm Hard Drive Optical Drive
4x DVD+-R Double Layer, 8x Write DVD+-R/RW
24x Write CD-R/RW, 24x Read CD, 8x Read DVD
5x Read and Write DVD-RAM
Multimedia Card Reader ExpressCard
34 Slot 5-in1 Memory Card Adapter
supporting Memory Stick, Memory Stick(R) PRO, Secure Digital, xD PictureCard and MultiMedia Card (MMC)
Windows Sound System
13.3-inch 1280×800 XBrite-ECO WXGA LCD Technology
Intel Graphics Media Accelerator 950
224MB Video RAM Intel 945GM Chipset VGA Out
Smart Display Sensor Interface Ports
Ethernet Port
Headphone Jack
4-pin iLink Interface
Memory Stick(R) Media Slot
Modem
Microphone
Port Replicator Connector
S-Video Output
2 USB 2.0 Ports
VGA Output
DC-in VGP-BPS2C
Lithium-ion Battery with up to 5.5 hours of battery life
Operating System – Microsoft Windows Vista Business
Dimensions – Width 12.98 x Height 1.47 x Depth 9.28 inches
Weight – 5.07 pounds
Note – When you first turn this machine on, you will have to wait ONLY 5-6 minutes before you use Windows Vista.